If I tell you 47 times that you need to be either downstairs or outside because I’m mopping the kitchen (BECAUSE the “I’m terrified of thunder” dog tore apart the door while we were gone, leaving a trail of spit and blood and wood), yes, I will look at you like you’ve lost your godforsaken mind when you ask to walk across the wet floors to grab your shoes…

  

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