Wanna see me lose my mind?

Tell me repeatedly that all of your stuff is packed for your soccer game, then realize an hour before we need to be there that you don’t have your shorts, leading me to go on a frantic search while your sister is in the bathtub and–unbeknownst to me–dumping water all over the bathroom floor, causing a leak in the brand-new basement ceiling tiles. 

I’m pretty sure they heard me yelling three counties over.

Darn kids.

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